<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:19:50 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Grouchogandhi - A Punch-Drunk Filter of FACTs</title><description/><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/index.php</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>125</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-679320685191499572</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-08T01:52:09.238-05:00</atom:updated><title>The Christian Crusade to Stamp Out Science Fiction</title><atom:summary type='text'>

Yes, I admit it. I was a founding charlatan of the Christian Crusade to Stamp Out Science Fiction. I'm sorry, but we were young, bored and holier-than-thou. We had heard the calling from On High (well, actually, each other). It had to be done. And it worked.

If I recall correctly, I believe some aspects of the hoax were initially conceived almost 20 years ago while attending Nolacon 2's 1988 </atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2008/07/christian-crusade-to-stamp-out-science.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-7835206111270432751</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-29T22:29:25.377-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>master filmmakers</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>ArtieTSMITW</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Brandon Hardesty</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Music Videos</category><title>The 30-Second Video</title><atom:summary type='text'>

Brandon is the medium. ArtieTSMITW | Brandon Hardesty | Filmmakers | Music Videos</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2008/03/30-second-video.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-3177221100895653678</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-26T00:24:33.049-05:00</atom:updated><title>ReichRoll'd</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2008/03/reichrolld.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-235223754566774527</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-18T02:39:14.754-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Grouchogandhi</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Obama</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Wright</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Mashup</category><title>Hope &amp; Hate in 2008</title><atom:summary type='text'>
  
  
  


Every path has its puddle. Obama | Wright | Mashup | Grouchogandhi</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2008/03/hope-hate-in-2008.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-5312117266550862844</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-12T20:46:20.252-05:00</atom:updated><title>Another Sex Scandal!</title><atom:summary type='text'>


I will build her an Opera House! Vocal Talent | Scandals | Sex | Grouchogandhi</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2008/03/another-sex-scandal.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-1805253661348677475</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-02-21T22:11:08.442-05:00</atom:updated><title>VALIS beams pink light on LOST</title><atom:summary type='text'>Yep, tonight during LOST's opening sequence, that was indeed a copy of our beloved, alternate-reality-chomping PKD's VALIS that John Locke gave to the his prisoner Benjamin Linus. And from Ben's own library to boot.

Now it all makes sense! 

No idea how Ben's PKD collection measures up, but don't forget, we're still taking entries for the KING FELIX of Show Us Your Dick Contest. We've had some </atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2008/02/valis-beams-pink-light-on-lost.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-7007156333492614472</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-02-07T16:24:50.846-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Grouchogandhi</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Video</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Yahoo</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Microsoft</category><title>How Yahoo Should Negotiate with Microsoft</title><atom:summary type='text'>

I think this just might work for Yahoo. Video | Microsoft | Yahoo | Grouchogandhi</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2008/02/how-yahoo-should-negotiate-with.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-4495047726446778722</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 02:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-22T21:31:14.183-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Grouchogandhi</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>YouTube</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Toxic</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Mixes</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Putin</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Music Videos</category><title>Toxic Putin - Look Into My Eyes Mix</title><atom:summary type='text'>


I want to be together! YouTube | Music Videos | Putin | Toxic | Mixes | Grouchogandhi</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/12/toxic-putin-look-into-my-eyes-mix.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-1201869789631617874</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-22T22:05:08.877-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Grouchogandhi</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>YouTube</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>The Richter Scales</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Friendship Bracelets And News</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Web 2.0</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Music Videos</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Here Comes Another Bubble</category><title>Here Comes Another Bubble v1.1 by the The Richter Scales</title><atom:summary type='text'>

It's baaa-aaaa-aaaack!

After having been removed from YouTube by a complaint from Billy Joel that the parody lyrics were better than his original "We Didn't Start the Fire", "Here Comes Another Bubble" Web 2.0 commentary sing-a-long has re-appeared on the video service site. Initial rumors had placed the blame of the video's demise on those Google closet-furries, Sergey Brin and Larry Page, </atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/12/here-comes-another-bubble-v11-by-the.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-7577514277057580050</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-02T00:04:37.223-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Grouchogandhi</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Virgin America</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>movies</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Airlines</category><title>Virgin America Safety Video</title><atom:summary type='text'>

The seatbelt stat gets me everytime. Airlines | Movies | Virgin America | Grouchogandhi</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/12/virgin-america-safety-video.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-3550361331006144549</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-09T01:02:36.925-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>whiners</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>strikes</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Grouchogandhi</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>movies</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>bad writers</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>wga</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>television</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>talented British writers</category><title>Great example of why the WGA deserves to be standing on the street</title><atom:summary type='text'>

Egads! You guys (Writers Guild of America) do really, actually, suck. I mean, this is your moment to use your mad "writing" skillz to promote your cause and this is the best you can do.

I truly love and totally support the idea of hiring British writers to replace you. At least the Brits will know how best to knock-off their own successful shows for American versions. And you know what, you </atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/11/great-example-of-why-wga-deserves-to-be.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-547702799033750078</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 07:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-21T06:19:07.287-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>master filmmakers</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Informatics</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Grouchogandhi</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>visual narrative</category><title>The Machine is Us/ing Us for Information R/evolution</title><atom:summary type='text'>

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. So you are welcome to download it, share it, even change it, just as long as you give me some credit and you don't sell it or use it to sell anything. I received many more positive comments than negative about the song choice (great work Deus!), but if you are one of those who does not like the </atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/10/machine-is-using-us-for-information.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-5877473892620909885</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-16T22:57:59.131-05:00</atom:updated><title>Re-enactment of the opening of Full Metal Jacket</title><atom:summary type='text'>Literally a kid in his room. Brilliant nuance:




Check out more of Brandon's Re-enactments at his YouTube page. He doth rawk.</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/10/re-enactment-of-opening-of-full-metal.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-7027086769425444369</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-02T15:59:20.823-05:00</atom:updated><title>The O'Reillys Factor</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/10/oreillys-factor.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-6445017405849887215</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-28T00:58:27.692-05:00</atom:updated><title>Fictitious and Completely True State Legislature Votes</title><atom:summary type='text'>

Ding ding!</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/09/fictitious-and-completely-true-state.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-5972685897240863545</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-18T23:48:49.653-05:00</atom:updated><title>Don't Tase Me, Bro</title><atom:summary type='text'>Perfect for your next Fictitious And Completely True freak-out...



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Basically 4 security people who Blackwater would never hire.</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/09/dont-tase-me-bro.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-7173127926693252114</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-01T06:43:43.327-05:00</atom:updated><title>Cadbury 'Gorilla' Marketing</title><atom:summary type='text'>I have to admit, I'm absolutely going ape over this Cadbury Chocolates masterful feat of memetic engineering and guerrilla (gorilla) marketing. My suspicion is the demographics of this ad span both sexes from teens to elder baby boomers. The Miami Vice drums moment beat is eternal.  I've seen the ad.  I know who it's for.  That's more than most advertisiers can brag.Click the picture below to </atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/09/cadbury-gorilla-marketing.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-8652737036227710049</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-07-31T00:56:24.700-05:00</atom:updated><title>The Last Supper Theory - The Da Vinci Sephirot</title><atom:summary type='text'>

So, after hearing about the new The Last Supper theory, I thought it would be fun to try reflecting the painting vertically along the horizontal center of the painting.

I was shocked when I immediately recognized a Sephirot hidden in the painting. I've rotated the painting 90 degrees clockwise to make the formation more obvious.

Da Vinci | The Last Supper | Sephirot | Grouchogandhi</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/07/last-supper-theory-da-vinci-sephirot.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-5673850243216449601</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-07-31T00:45:24.464-05:00</atom:updated><title>Patton on the War on Terror</title><atom:summary type='text'>

"This clearly violates YouTube's policyof posting a Pro-America video."</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/07/patton-on-war-on-terror.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-4088428440174412913</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-07-31T00:45:11.461-05:00</atom:updated><title>Galaxy Quest - Sorting the Universe</title><atom:summary type='text'>
My new diversion: 
Galaxy Zoo

Never has such an important computer application been invented that totally succeeds by employing the spare time brain power of the huge mass of  intarwebs users and inhabitants to help collectively identify, sort and define what humanity understands about the qualities of the universe's gazillion-point-four-two galaxies.

And according to the latest, best "</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/07/galaxy-quest-sorting-universe.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-7044611820732672462</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-06-24T21:47:29.325-05:00</atom:updated><title>SoCal Film Group's Who's On First</title><atom:summary type='text'>

This never happens if you just download from USENET. 
Independent Film | DV | Comedy | MoviesSoCal Film Group | Who's On First | Grouchogandhi</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/06/blog-post.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-1316706979021286617</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 14:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-06-15T14:59:31.463-05:00</atom:updated><title>The Adventures of James Joyce</title><atom:summary type='text'>

Happy Bloomsday!</atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/06/adventures-of-james-joyce.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-3752201807604376855</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 04:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-05T01:01:11.178-05:00</atom:updated><title>Fact: How To Find the Right Contractor</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/05/fact-how-to-find-right-contractor.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-365842686379740587</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-04-20T16:06:40.975-05:00</atom:updated><title>Meet L.A.'s Beautiful Bloggers</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/04/meet-las-beautiful-bloggers.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22017742.post-8232333925470194174</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-04-03T00:54:46.930-05:00</atom:updated><title>2007's April Fool - Rosie O'Donnell, 9/11 and the British Hostages</title><atom:summary type='text'>
Recent IM excerpt:
[16:08] Hephaestus: New York (Rooters) -- Rooters has learned that hundreds of steel company executives will be indicted in what sources at both the US Justice Department and the SEC say may be one of the biggest acts of business fraud in US history. 
  
 According to the sources, authorities, acting on a tip from renowned metallurgical expert Rosie O'Donnell, discovered that </atom:summary><link>http://www.grouchogandhi.com/2007/04/2007s-april-fool-rosie-odonnell-911-and.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Grouchogandhi)</author></item></channel></rss>