Grouchogandhi - The Greatest Week in History

Alternative 3 Update

2006-11-11T21:47:00.000-05:00

Alternative One — elimination of a huge portion of world population.

Alternative Two — to build many underground bunkers, as large as small towns, to protect the government in seclusion until the surface population thinning was finished.

Alternative Three — to build a "transfer station" on the backside of the Moon, build an underground base on Mars and remove a certain limited "Noah's Ark" cross section of Earth's population, artists, scientists, engineers, writers, etc., to Mars as a survival colony in the event of "catastrophy" on Earth.

Jim Keith believed "the rich elite of the world have initiated a secret program of space migration to escape the environmental pollution and overpopulation destroying the earth."

"I would annex the planets if I could."
— Cecil Rhodes, Last Will & Testament

Sunday 11/05/2006

$4.2 billion train at the top of the world.

Monday 11/06/2006

UFO or Flying Saucer? What is seen in this picture from New Zealand navy archives from aboard the HMNZS Royalist, February 7, 1965.
How 'THEY' Stole the Mid-Term Elections! Oh wait-a-minute..

Tuesday 11/07/2006

Democrats steal 2006 Mid-Terms! Party's Alternative 3 strategy vague and based on "San Francisco Values".
Geneticists in the UK!

Wednesday 11/08/2006

IEA (AIO!) promotes nuclear power with 'energy crisis' warning.
Indian Dr. Strangeloves reveal their Alternative 3 strategy.

Thursday 11/09/2006

Tibetan mega-lay line rocks Himalayas every 1000 years
The Yankee/Cowboy Cabal's Alternative 3 Project loses contact with its Mars Global Surveyor spacecraft.
Meanwhile, Wal-Mart is "selling Nazi SS skull t-shirts".
The Number 23 goes mainstream.

Friday 11/10/2006

Former MoD Chief announces 'Aliens could attack at any time".

Saturday 11/11/2006

The forgotten hero of a forgotten war.

There's always more fish in the sea

2006-11-04T13:04:00.000-05:00

Sunday 10/29/2006

Draft findings of the NASA Mars Forward Lunar Objectives Science Analysis Group.

Monday 10/30/2006

Google's evil YouTube plan. So much for the supposed superior moral guidance of Google's Ten Things .

Tuesday 10/31/2006

Mirror, mirror upon the wall, who is the fairest pachyderm of all?
Halp Us Jon Carry!"

Wednesday 11/01/2006

Principia Discordia copyrighted by Uncertified Swindlers! Become a Certified Swindler of Discordiansm!
Retrovirus resurrected!. I'm pretty sure I saw this episode of The X-Files and that didn't turn out well.

Thursday 11/02/2006

Ecologists & economists warn all fish and seafood species are projected to collapse by 2048. No more Masonic fish fries.

Friday 11/03/2006

U.S. News & World Report goes Inside the Masons.

Saturday 11/04/2006

Climate change skeptics. What they don't mention is how climate change may be a Reichstag fire for Alternative 3.
For years 'lost' tapes recording data from the Apollo 11 Moon landing have been stored underneath the seats of Australian physics students. A recent search has uncovered them.

You are what you buy

2006-10-28T23:56:00.000-04:00

Fnord.

"Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance."
— Marshall McLuhan

Sunday 10/22/2006

Is Kenneth Lay alive?
A "sick Earth" may heal itself with mass extinctions.

Monday 10/23/2006

Sign o' the times: Yellow River turns red.
The confusing story of Viking's attempts to detect life on Mars.
Magnetic bacteria puzzle researchers.

Tuesday 10/24/2006

CIA Director George Tenet to work with James Bond's Q.
Study indicates Subliminal Seduction may be real.
The unnatural relations between male fertility and a man's cellphone.
Forget the Face on Mars! Check out the Native American's head in Alberta!

Wednesday 10/25/2006

Spaceport-state Governor Bill Richardson goes Hollywood.

Thursday 10/26/2006

Russia claims it can repel Earth-threatening asteroids. No word on the Армагеддон movie.

Friday 10/27/2006

What! The death of the "real James Bond" was covered-up? I'm shocked! Shocked!

Saturday 10/28/2006

Man pays off debt! Claims karmic debt collection.

Mixed Bag-o-Rama

2006-10-14T22:49:00.000-04:00

No time for silly commentary this week, so just a list of odds-and-ends.

Sunday 10/08/2006

A call for the "Mancation" of Freemasonry

Monday 10/09/2006

North Korea goes "nucular".

Tuesday 10/10/2006

SuperCiv's ancient nuclear blasts and levitating stones

Wednesday 10/11/2006

David Roberts of Grist magazine calls for Nuremberg-style trials on the crime of Global Warming. Yeah, that's helpful.
Islamic-facist propagandist Adam "Azzam the American" Gadahn becomes first person in 54 years to be charged with treason. What took so long?
House Republicans call for a congressional investigation into Sandy "Down My Pants" Berger's admitted theft and destruction of National Archives Millenium Plot documents

Thursday 10/12/2006

If it takes only 200,000 years for all traces of humanity to disappear then how many previous SuperCivs have come and gone? A nice timeline graphic.

Friday 10/13/2006

It's bad luck if you don't know about the Knights Templar and Friday the 13th

Saturday 10/14/2006

Shadowy, sack-like being sighted in Poland.

Occult Marketing Magick

2006-10-21T23:32:00.000-04:00

Over the past serveral years, occult, gnostic and esoteric science topics have become as trendy and ubiquitous as CSI/Law & Order on Illuminati-controlled television network schedules. "Writer" Dan Brown's unlikely success and works have introduced a whole new generation of gabby housewives to a variety of conspiracy and alternative history. Harry Potter's J.K. Rowling is a billionaire from her excellent series of occult themed books and movies targeted at children and their Moms. String theory and dark matter have become sitcom punchlines. From there, it has spread like wildfire back to today's Illuminatus! Trilogy-influenced fnord marketing gurus and they've seized on the trend as the best sure-fire way to enslave the mindshare of their target demos. Invocation of the occult sciences sells. And money, as always, remains the strongest kind of magick.

"There is only One God!

He is the SUN GOD!

RA! RA! RA!"
— Recent RA Cola Ad

Sunday 10/15/2006

Nuclear War Survival for Dummies

Monday 10/16/2006

Brenham strewn field in Kansas offers up yet another rare meteorite.
John A. Keel, pioneer researcher of the ultraterrestrial's Men-in-Black, is recovering from a heart attack. Here's the latest update on Keel's condition.
Yet another news agency murder in the U.S.S.R., er, I mean, Russia.
Lifestyles of the Clumsy and Super-rich

Tuesday 10/17/2006

Welcome to reality, element 118! Heavy, man, heavy.
"Aztec" monolith unearthed! No, not on the moon, this one was found in Mexico City. I always wanted to go to Mexico City.
Ignoring the dangers of destructive alien space probes, Iceland gets ready to restart commercial whaling.
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton finally comes down from her straw mountain.

Wednesday 10/18/2006

Alternative 3 etiquette lessons
Are Our Secret Masters programming children for autism through television? Even jaded L.A. parents are freaking out about this one.

Thursday 10/19/2006

Burying the Temple in Eden
World's first technological Invisibility Cloak tested.

Friday 10/20/2006

Are you ready for The Purification? Net users' theories, best-guesses and research into this marketing mystery.

Saturday 10/21/2006

Scenes from a Zenarchist Coffee Ceremony
39 years ago, Bigfoot shot in California!

A way a lone a last a loved a long the

2006-10-07T22:53:00.000-04:00

This week several blogs posted that Discordian Illuminatus and "guerilla ontologist" Robert Anton Wilson is following in the footsteps of the likes of Aleister Crowley with an end-of-Earth-trip of sickness and destitution. Unlike Crowley however, Wilson still has friends and family to help out in his time of need. Check the story link below for more details on how to assist the current Old Man of the Mountain.

"Whenever people are certain they understand our peculiar situation here on this planet, it is because they have accepted a religious Faith or a secular Ideology and just stopped thinking."
— Robert Anton Wilson

Sunday 10/01/2006

Early 90s phone phreaking recordings released online.

Monday 10/02/2006

For the third time in his life, Robert Anton Wilson may be dying.
Happy birthday Groucho Marx and Mahatma Gandhi, and thus, me, Grouchogandhi!

Tuesday 10/03/2006

CNN's Miles O'Brien clouds discussion with Global Warming bias (with video)

Wednesday 10/04/2006

Ms. magazine celebrates abortion. Way to go, ladies!
West Virginia State Senator finds nude photographs of himself and buddies in body paint "not easy to explain."

Thursday 10/05/2006

Columbia University prefers mob rule over honest discourse. (with video)
Baker's man becomes main ingredient. A little outside our mission statement, but too good to pass up.

Friday 10/06/2006

Pakistani cleric arrested for abusing and imprisoning drug addicts in chains. Apparently he has a 0% relapse rate while users stay in his "clinic".
NASA's Alternative 3 Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter photographs the Opportunity Rover on edge of "Victoria Crater".

Saturday 10/07/2006

Part of King Midas' throne identified?
Yet another Putin critic murdered. Lenin would be proud.

Illuminati Hi-Jinx and Power Struggles

2006-09-30T20:03:00.000-04:00

The Greatest Week in History is every week! And what did you bring to the table to make it such a Great Week? Starting today, we'll document the lives & follies of Our Secret Masters, the ones who own the table, as they go about the daily business of Total Illuminati World Domination & Control.

"The Democrats think Republicans are stealing elections. The Republicans think Democrats are stealing elections. And those of us independent of the two old parties know they are both right."
— Kevin Reeze

Sunday 09/24/2006

Pirate Radio Challenges Feds

Monday 09/25/2006

Radio personalities Russ and Dee Fine reported fired over 'Masonic outing' of Alabama governor
Aleister Crowley's Time Magazine Obituary
The Perfect Evil, Part 1

Tuesday 09/26/2006

At long last! Exactly the Right Question has been asked!
Pelosi Offers Motion for Secret Session

Wednesday 09/27/2006

UAE Illuminatus Sheikh Muhammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum's connections to the Camel Jockey slave trade

Thursday 09/28/2006

Murtha gains no support, but The Full Murtha video from Abscam (during the Iranian hostage crisis no less) shows why it's okay by me.

Friday 09/29/2006

Murtha who? Politician caught with a live boy... well, sorta. Even MarsBlog couldn't let this one pass...
Jeanine Pirro and marriage
Southern Freemasonry shown as last bastion of institutional racism as Gov. Bob Riley story goes national after Bush visit

Saturday 09/30/2006

Democrates Offer a Nude Erection