Recent IM excerpt:
[16:08] Hephaestus: New York (Rooters) -- Rooters has learned that hundreds of steel company executives will be indicted in what sources at both the US Justice Department and the SEC say may be one of the biggest acts of business fraud in US history.
According to the sources, authorities, acting on a tip from renowned metallurgical expert Rosie O'Donnell, discovered that fire could not melt steel.
"Who knew," asked one SEC official who requested anonymity.
"Without Rosie O'Donnell's keen insight, who knows how long this fraud would have gone on," commented another official.
[16:09] Grouchogandhi: hahaha
[16:09] Hephaestus: hhehehehe
[16:11] Hephaestus: But the idea the fire never melts steel makes me wonder: how do we get steel in the first place? You mean all those scenes of Pittsburgh steelmen pouring molten alloy out of big crucibles are fake? Or that maybe we've used something other than "fire" to make steel lo these many years? Whence this magical heat source? Will the View provide the answers?
[16:11] Hephaestus: that does have to be one of the stupidest things i've heard someone say
[16:11] Grouchogandhi: No, really, you should hear what she has to say on the issue of dark matter and her butt.
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