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THX Trailer Contest

— Friday, March 31, 2006 —
  FACT: 1 eigenstates 

Following on the heels of last month's SLiTHER trailer competition, Lucasfilm's THX announces their
Create a THX Trailer Contest.


A chance to create your very own winning take on the classic THX logo and sound brand in a 20 to 60 second spot. Finalists will be selected and the Top 10 will win an "authentic, exclusive THX Director's Chair". More of an editor's contest, but whatever, woohoo!, branded goodies for eBay!


As usual, read the rules and agit carefully. Good luck and let me know what you come up with!


And bonus! SAG Members and such not welcomed!



FACT:

Electronic Labyrinth THX 1138:4EB was George Lucas's student film project.


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Don't Know Much About Dutch Schultz?

— Thursday, March 30, 2006 —
  FACT: 0 eigenstates 


Don't know much about Dutch Schultz, the legendary hardcore gangster who was shot to death on October 23, 1935 and left this world with the infamous last words "A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim..."?

No, doesn't ring a bell? Well, then I'll lay odds that you're a little rusty on Freemasonry, Robert Anton Wilson, the Principia Discordia, the Sacred Feminine, the Illuminati, Solomon's Temple, Emperor Norton or Where's George?.

If you're drawing a complete blank, that's probably a good thing. These connections have almost occult-like power to take possession of helpless every-day-folk with their awesome dark revelations.

For instance, back to mobster Dutch Schultz. Seems Schultz was good friends with the Mathematician cum Mobster "Nick the Greek" Dandolos. "Nick the Greek", being like a magician in figuring odds in his head, had lots of others friends including Ava Gardner, King Fuad I, Jack Dempsey, and most importantly for our purposes, our beloved-half Groucho Marx. And alcohol! Did Schultz know Groucho via Dandolos? It seems probable but so far, undocumented to my poor resources. These things tend to be murky.

It's like the Illuminati cocktail party game, The 33 Degrees of Initiation, lots of kowtowing to coincidence and circumstance. As I come across further intersections, I'll post them here and we'll see what patterns emerge.

I mean, what else don't we know?


FACT:

Thackery, Ted Jr. Gambling Secrets of Nick the Greek. Rand McNally and Co., Chicago, NY, San Francisco; 1978.
- A profile of Nicholas Andrea Dandolos, also known as Nick the Greek, and the games he played. Includes sections on Craps, Blackjack, Faro, Shimmy, Roulette, Poker, Horses and side action games. Good history and color. Includes an introduction by Groucho Marx.


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Worse Than Vietnam - The Musical

Behold! The winning filmmakers of the SoCal Film Group Lost Weekend Instant Film Contest!


The winners delivered their Worse Than Vietnam: A Musical entry just in time. This team got dealt a tough blow from the contest's get-go. They had no luck when they had to randomly draw for their assigned genre and got "Musical". Ouch, that doth suck when you only have 47 hours and 40 minutes remaining to deliver the winning short film. But, 'Lo, the Moons of Yavin!, these guys didn't let that stop them and seized the spirit of the Lost Weekend's challenge and delivered an instant-audience favorite at the premiere showing during the Silver Lake Film Festival.


Check out the final hit number from Worse Than Vietnam: A Musical, a stellar effort by dual-directors Jason Schnell & Eric Pumphrey. Just think about it! You have to deliver a musical 10 minute short film in 48 hours. Schnell & Pumphrey and their team scripted, wrote, scored, performed, filmed, edited and rendered three other musical numbers to complete their winning entry in less than 48 hours as well. And producer/WB star Lynsey Bartilson lends total credibility to the actors' efforts. She rocks and wait until you hear about her rumored use of the Honesty Tasliman candle in another number!

Congratulations to all involved!


Let us know what you think! We'll be hosting complete movies of all Top 3 winners right here on grouchogandhi.com very soon (special thanks to Nuvay Web Services for supplying the bandwidth and hdd space)!



FACT:

Worse Than Vietnam's title is taken from this LA Weekly article.


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Sopranos Junkies Score Burroughs Hit

— Monday, March 13, 2006 —
  FACT: 0 eigenstates 

Captain Clark welcomes you aboard!

Last night's The Sopranos returned Sunday Nights ownership to Time Warner's HBO. And likely, the much anticipated episode's choice of music also reintroduced a huge audience to William S. Burroughs. Housewives and executives have been infected with the bizarre sounding Burroughs reading to music. Infected all right. Most likely from outer space...

For those just joining the party grim, here's some broadstroke FACTs, clench teeth and stick your needle in:

Now 23 skiddoo!


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Slug It Out with your own killer SLiTHER trailer

— Monday, March 06, 2006 —
  FACT: 1 eigenstates 

Finally, someone had an interesting idea of how to market a movie.

The upcoming Universal Pictures and Gold Circle Films release of SLiTHER, a comedy-horror-scifi low-budge monster movie by James "Scooby-Doo" Gunn, offers a contest to "Slug It Out" and edit your own trailer to win $25K.

The movie's site provides you with about 230MB worth of movie clips, dialogue snippets, music scores, sound effects and fonts to create your very own TV spot trailer for SLiTHER. You'll find the selection of clips is a bit limiting but with some creative effort, you should be able to create a half-decent trailer. Of course, half-decent won't win, but at least you had fun. Be sure to read the contest rules closely so you don't disqualify yourself.

Now for the downside. You only have until this Thursday, March 9 at 11:59:59 pm PT to get your entry in.

I'll post my version of the trailer as soon as I discover it's kosher to do that. Have fun and Good Luck!


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   FACT:






Replicant (M) Des: LEONNEXUS-6 N6MAC41717
Incept Date: 10 APRIL, 2017Func: Combat/Loader (Nuc. Fiss)
Phys: LEV. AMental: LEV. C

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