Google claims to have a golden philosophy of business.

Remember their little anti-corporate behemoth motto, "Do No Evil"?

Well, they've moved on from that quaint startup mentality and have evolved their ideals into a sort of Ten Commandments of Business:

"Ten things Google has found to be true".

Not so fast. Let's Analytic these ten so-called "philosophical" Google principles a bit more closely for a trend:

Ten Things Grouchogandhi Has Found
To Be True About Google

1. Focus on the user and all else will follow.
   http://video.google.com
   
   
   
2. It's best to do one thing really, really well.
   http://www.google.com/intl/en/options/
   
   
   
3. Fast is better than slow.
   http://www.google.com/calendar
   
   
   
4. Democracy on the web works.
   http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2005/09/googlebombing-failure.html
   
   
   
5. You don't need to be at your desk to need an answer.
   http://www.google.com/mars
   
   
   
6. You can make money without doing evil.
   http://www.youtube.com
   
   
   
7. There's always more information out there.
   http://www.google.com/privacy.html
   
   
   
8. The need for information crosses all borders.
   http://www.google.cn
   
   
   
9. You can be serious without a suit.
   https://www.google.com/adsense/static/en_US/LocalizedTerms2.html
   
   
   
10. Great just isn't good enough.
    http://www.blogger.com/start
    

Golden Philosophy my ass.

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