October 2 is the Most Sacred Gg Holyday celebrating the dual birthings of our dear patron saints, Groucho Marx and Mahatma Gandhi. Huh, what?

Okay, here, Wilson's Almanac will put the pieces together for you.

As such, like any good person on this Most Solidly Sacred Holyday, we offer of ourselves (or, lacking something sufficient, our stashes) in sacrifice to the Goddess of Discord, Eris — Hail, Discordia! — so that others may receive Her infectious and chaotic spirit on such quirky fnord occasions.

This year's sacrifice is a "very rare" digital scan of a copy of Omar K. Ravenhurst's (Kerry Thornley) very own Discordian Society Pope-i-fier Official Certificate approximated and invoked by wonderfully "high" resolution occult techologies and completely suitable for printing, framing, or passing out as the "News of the Revolution" to any of The Folk you might happen to be agitating in some mall or public place.

Just fill in the blanks, and become a Pope of the most successful in-joke religion in history, Discordianism! Praise, Eris! Collect all Eight!

Become a Certified
Discordian Pope!

Click to Embiggen Thee!

Flipside Bonus! An Issue of
Thornley's Out-of-Order Wallzine

Click to Embiggen Thee!

Now there's absolutely no reason left to keep lollygagging and putting off your instinctual craving for more chaos in your life! Take this Most Solidly Sacred Holyday and accept Eris into your heart, or else you'll see!

Birthdays | Holydays | Groucho Marx | Mahatma Gandhi
Sacrifices | Free Stuff | Certificates | October 2 | Patron Saints
Discordianism | Kerry Thornley |Grouchogandhi

Delivered unto you by Grouchogandhi precisely at 3:20:00 AM