Grouchogandhi - A Punch-Drunk Filter of FACTs: All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Chaos and Constellations.

All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Chaos and Constellations.

All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

It's a FACT! After centuries of being shunned and scorned, suffering the humiliation of The Original Snub, dear and beloved Eris, praise be unto Her Loins, has finally received a small offering of the adoration She simply demands from all mankind.

Eris, may She sprinkle you with fairy dust!, has been worshipfully honored with Her very own Dwarf Planet, dutifully "Dedicated to The Prettiest One" by all of science, and one larger than that dog-bastard Pluto's of course!

Science has finally accepted the New Story of Chaos! Praise Eris!

Eris, as I correctly read in the signs, is indeed ascendant.

Bonus FACTs!

Get the same old Erisian Mysteries in New & Ultra-Improved Fnord-O-Flavors!

Sacred Non-fat Feminine, or Masonic Light & Tootie!

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On or about Sunday, September 24, 2006 1:47:00 AM, Grouchogandhi delivered this delightful diddly-skidoo...: Sign the petition to get the Five Fingered Hand of Eris )|( as the offical IAU-recognized symbol for our favorite dwarf planet, Eris!
On or about Monday, June 29, 2009 7:53:00 PM, Princess Discord delivered this delightful diddly-skidoo...: Getting Planet X named Eris is known as The Jake That Changed A World. It was begun as a Discordian Jake by Professor Mu-Chao, and promoted by Reverend Loveshade and others (see The New Planet and The Jake That Changed A World). The influence of the jake was finally acknowledged by the planet's co-discover Mike Brown (who is probably the same person as the original Discordian Mike Quinn).