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All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Chaos and Constellations.

— Thursday, September 14, 2006 —
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All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

It's a FACT! After centuries of being shunned and scorned, suffering the humiliation of The Original Snub, dear and beloved Eris, praise be unto Her Loins, has finally received a small offering of the adoration She simply demands from all mankind.

Eris, may She sprinkle you with fairy dust!, has been worshipfully honored with Her very own Dwarf Planet, dutifully "Dedicated to The Prettiest One" by all of science, and one larger than that dog-bastard Pluto's of course!

Science has finally accepted the New Story of Chaos! Praise Eris!

Eris, as I correctly read in the signs, is indeed ascendant.


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Get the same old Erisian Mysteries in New & Ultra-Improved Fnord-O-Flavors!

Sacred Non-fat Feminine, or Masonic Light & Tootie!

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