Grouchogandhi - A Punch-Drunk Filter of FACTs: The Ggreat Ggrail Hunt

The Ggreat Ggrail Hunt - Get Started!

Since some folk seemingly want to avoid myspace.com as much as they can, I'm reposting the first three Steps of the Ggreat Ggrail Hunt here on Grouchogandhi.com. I'll continue to post clues on both sites from here on out.

STEP 01 - Finding the Grail

One only need stand back
and behold the Holy Grail.

STEP 02 - Perhaps a Ploughman

Who Knew What Bartholomew Knew?

Bring me the head of St. Bartholomew!

STEP 03 - You seek the Holy Grail!

TIM:
Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail.

KNIGHTS:
Oh, thank you. Oh...

TIM:
To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of
Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes
upon the very living rock, the last words
of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged...
[boom]
...make plain the last resting place
of the most Holy Grail.