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Lessons of Ascent - You Should Know More About Spaceports

— Thursday, April 20, 2006 —
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"Mos Eisley Spaceport, you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany. You must be cautious."
— Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars (1977)


"A new life awaits you in the Off-World colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure. New climate, recreational facilities... absolutely free! Use your new friend as a personal body servant or a tireless field hand — the custom tailored genetically engineered humanoid replicant designed especially for your needs. So come on America, let's put our team up there! This annoucement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation — helping America into the New World."

— Overhead Blimp, Blade Runner (1982)


Always get anxious when you find yourself in yet another pointless party conversation of polite idle chatter?

Well, fear no more! Talk about something you can get really excited about! Spaceports!

Grouchogandhi provides the tools you need, FOR FREE, to launch your new favorite party subject!

Spaceports!


Yes! Spaceports are mostly real! Just read on and you'll be able to offer your opinions on the complexities of infrastructure cost analysis in planning and building spaceports, to the challenges of minimizing the impact of leveraging and supporting future space tourism activities on local endangered species, to the oft-discussed histories of famous spaceports in Science Fiction.

Spaceports provide an exciting and exotic subject opportunity that will bring others around you into engaging conversations at nearly any casual or formal social affair. While others are bearing the burden of contrived pleasantries and forcefully smiling at children's photos, you'll be a welcome oasis of fascinating knowledge about all things spaceport.

You always have a safety net with spaceports! Any conversation you find yourself in can quickly and easily be shifted to the subject of spaceports! Other advantages include becoming known as the "Spaceport Guy" at your local pub. Women love spaceports!


Begin the Countdown

So, you're ready to blast-off and launch your spaceport expertise? Just study the spaceport FACT-filled guide provided below and you'll be the Mission Control of the next big social event.


General Spaceport Information

Wikipedia Spaceports
Wikipedia Spaceports Category
Spaceports Summary
Space Rocket Launch Sites Around the World
Spaceports and Airports: A Historical Comparison
The Spaceport Enterprise
Spaceports blog
Southwest Regional Spaceport
New Mexico Spaceport blog
New Mexico lays out its spaceport plan
New Mexico goes a little pie in the sky with spaceport idea by Kevin Maney
Lessons of ASCENT - Messages for Industry, the Federal Government and Spaceport Authorities by Derek Webber
High Flight from the High Country by Dale M. Gray
Battle of the New Spaceports by Taylor Dinerman
UAE budgets for space tourism, commercial spaceport
US claims right to set new space tourism regulations globally after treaty examination


Spaceport Activities

Spaceporting Part 1
Spaceporting Part 2
Space Adventures
Music for Spaceports LP


Famous Fictional Spaceports

Gateway by Frederick Pohl
Mos Eisley Spaceport
Spaceports of Mars


You are go for Blast-off!




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On or about Monday, July 24, 2006 3:04:00 AM,
Blogger Grouchogandhi
delivered this delightful diddly-skidoo...

Wired News - Private Spaceport Plan up for Air - A spacecraft taking off from a private West Texas spaceport being bankrolled and developed by Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos would take off vertically, but unlike NASA's space shuttle would also land vertically, according to an environmental study that offers a glimpse into the secretive plans.


 



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